Shirley is a recently divorced woman that decided to go back to school after her divorce. She became a member of the study group created by Jeff Winger and is very loud spoken, but always very cheery. Oh and very Christian. Oh and very funny.
Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.Shirley [to Annie]
Britta: What can i do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piniata
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from