Shirley is a recently divorced woman that decided to go back to school after her divorce.  She became a member of the study group created by Jeff Winger and is very loud spoken, but always very cheery.  Oh and very Christian.  Oh and very funny.

Shirley Quotes

Love is a gamble always, but waiting won't change the dice. Either you roll them or you lose your turn

Shirley [to Annie]

Britta: What can i do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piniata
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from
Annie: Poignant

Community Quotes

Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]

I hope you like getting balled.

Dean Pelton