Shirley is a recently divorced woman that decided to go back to school after her divorce.  She became a member of the study group created by Jeff Winger and is very loud spoken, but always very cheery.  Oh and very Christian.  Oh and very funny.

Shirley Quotes

Being a Virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of, you're like a unicorn.

Shirley [to Annie]

Britta: What can i do?
Annie: You can hang the Chacata Panecos piniata
Britta: You guys realize he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley: That's where we got the idea from
Annie: Poignant

Community Quotes

Abed: Sometimes I like to pour hot chocolate mix into cold milk and drink it with hot cocoa, I call it special drink
Jeff: And some day you will know it by its true name, diabetes

I'm sorry Annie. I'm not the worker-bee type. I'm more of a silver back gorilla with the claws of a lion, the teeth of a shark and the quiet dignity of a tortoise.

Jeff