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You're gonna open it? You do realize that nothing good has ever been found in a vent?

Shirley: Why are there books in the an air vent?
Jeff: Why is there hot sauce in the bathroom? It's Greendale!

Welcome to Shirley Island, where all your dreams come true! If you dream of standing on a table and pissing in a jar.

I don't know--if I was in 70 films over 30 years, and spent each one talking at random volumes, I might accidentally win an Oscar.

I thought pushing that woman's head through a jukebox would make me feel better, but I'm just out $54...and a marriage.

Annie: Shirley, I'm speaking for both you and me.
Shirley: Then you might want to teach your mouth to say "we," "our," and "us."

Shirley: Is this a bad time?
Dean Pelton (speaking as Jeff): I'm at Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum, so yeah, I'd say it's half past suck.

What happened is between us and Jesus. And Jesus don't snitch.

Shirley: See? Prayer works.
Britta: So does gravity, Shirley.
Shirley: And you know who invented gravity, right?

I believe that the good Lord made Chang, Chang. Kevin is a choice.

Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?

Why did this thing take photos if it was going to completely fabricate body shapes?

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Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.

Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]