Shirley Quotes
Season 3, Episode 10: "Regional Holiday Music"
Shirley: My problem with the Glee club is that their conveniently secular music rejects the reason for the season, JC.
Britta: Penneys?
Shirley: Jesus, Britta.
Britta: Sorry! Jon Cryer?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 9: "Foosball and Nocturnal Vigilantism"
Shirley: Once you make a boy pee his pants, you think about where you life is headed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us! Like out of town weddings where the reception's in the same place as everybody's rooms.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: Jeff you don't need to worry about what foreigners think about you, that's your right as an American.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Documentary Filmmaking"
Shirley: The word he's looking for his sassy. He better pray he don't find it.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Studies in Modern Movement"
Shirley: Somebody's gotta be this group's moral compass.
• Rating: Unrated
Shirley: I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that co-habitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade magazine calls "Schwimmer fatigue."
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"
Shirley: I can't believe you guys hate me more than Pierce! Or anything more than Pierce!
• Rating: Unrated
Britta: Do you know sugar is like baby meth? That's what my homeopath says.
Shirley: Well maybe your gay friend should mind his own business!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Shirley: I can't believe Jeff attacked a table with a fire axe and is still only the second craziest person in the room.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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