Archer

Mondays 10:00 PM on FX
Archer

Sterling Malory Archer, code name Duchess, is the world's most dangerous secret agent and son of the head of ISIS, Malory Archer.  Although Sterling definitely has competent spy skills, most missions are solved either by his colleagues or dumb luck.  The man constantly has a drink in hand, has no problem mooching off his mother, is an ass, and yet somehow is kind of the most awesome man on the planet.  He doesn't have many friends, sleeps with mostly whores and used to date fellow ISIS agent Lana Kane.

Sterling Archer Quotes

Hawley: Awww screw me!
Archer: ...said Ripley to the android Bishop.

Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

Archer

Archer Quotes

Bloody mary, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now in the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.

Archer

Hawley: Awww screw me!
Archer: ...said Ripley to the android Bishop.

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