Sterling Archer Quotes
Are we seriously done with "phrasing?" I mean, not right there necessarily, although "tongue" and "gaping hole" were kinda begging for it.
I always worried I would die without knowing how it felt to get my throat slashed and my tongue yanked out through the gaping hole.
What's that? I can't hear you over the sound of I have snake poisoning.
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Ray: Intel? No, do not compare what we do now to intelligence work.
Archer: Don't worry, I won't. Because selling cocaine to cocaine dealers doesn't really compare to helping overthrow democratic governments, like the US did in Guatemala, Chile, Nicaragua, oh! Iran?! Because, spoiler alert, those didn't really work out so great. But that's okay, because I'm pinning my hopes for the future on the next big shipment of stinger missiles to that rag tag bunch of Mujahidin heroes in Afghanistan!
So if you'll hide your vaginas, it's time to gather some intel.
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Oh, and just so you know, that's exactly how Len Koenecke died.
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Lana: It's from a song?
Archer: Yes it's from a song! Recorded by Grammy winner and possible Faustian bargain maker Kenny goddamn Loggins!
You're important to me, so I made Woodhouse get it from Mother's storage unit...because I own him!
Kenny Loggins: You think K-Log needs to pay for sex, do ya?
Archer: No...but that being said, I do think he needs to re-evaluate this whole "K-Log" thing.