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Archer

Lana, am I just now coming out of a coma from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago?

We've been selling cocaine for the CIA so they can buy arms from Iran!? Did we at least free some hostages?!

Baby, what is she saying? Baby? Baby? BABYYYY?

Thank you, George Borewell, for that clunky analogy in defence of totalitarianism.

Calderon: My father fought the rebels, and his father fought the rebels!
Cherlene: So, like a family business.
Archer: That manufactures oppression.

I facetiously beg milady's pardon.

I'm sorry, Lana. I said a woman. Not a stevedore who lost his hand in a stevedoring accident and then got a hand transplant from an actual bear!

When we get home, first thing, we are bingewatching SchoolHouse Rock.

Apache! Helicopter! We should sell those, cause I'm rapper

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