Sterling Archer Quotes
Season 4, Episode 13: "Sea Tunt: Part 2"
Archer: You can lie, but your boner can't.
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Archer: Lana, this isn't entirely about race.
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Sterling: I'm Randy Magnum, local Emmy-winning cameraman and nationally ranked pro kite surfer.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Archer: Something something danger zone. I know. I'm not even trying anymore.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 12: "Sea Tunt: Part 1"
Archer: That's why she hijacked his helicopter? Talk about rich people problems...
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Archer: Hairy navel. It started as a fuzzy, but I'm calling this vacation.
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Season 4, Episode 11: "The Papal Chase"
Archer: Are you kidding, I didn't even let [Woodhouse] go to his own brother's funeral.
Lana: Was he crushed?
Archer: He probably would have been if I told him about it.
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Season 4, Episode 10: "Un Chien Tangerine"
Archer: Something about nukes in Pakistan. Or one of the 'akistans.
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Archer: He's like the Pelé of fetch.
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Season 4, Episode 9: "The Honeymooners "
Archer: The nation state equivalent of the short bus.
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