Oh Tobias, where to begin with Tobias. Tobias Fünke is the ridiculous husband of Lindsay Bluth and the father of Maeby. Tobias was once a respectable man who was the chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital. But after losing his license, Tobias finally decides to become an actor during season one. The highlights of his career include "frightened inmate number two" in a prison movie, being an understudy for the Blue Man Group, and selling out his family to star in a documentary.
It's often hinted that Tobias is homosexual and that Maeby was conceived as a test tube baby. Tobias also suffers as a never-nude, meaning he always wears jean shorts under his clothes... even int he shower.
He's a weird dude that we could go on for hours about.
Tobias: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
Tobias: I'm alright, gang. What an adventure gang. I thought that the homosexuals were pirates, but it turns out most of them were actors in the local theater. You're right, though. It is amazing, I've been waiting for the universe to provide a path for me ... And I think it has ...
Lindsay: You're gay?
Tobias: No. No ... Ha, I'm not gay. How many times must we have this conversation?