TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
Try it Now for Free and Instantly Watch Arrested Development.

Oh Tobias, where to begin with Tobias.  Tobias Fünke is the ridiculous husband of Lindsay Bluth and the father of Maeby.  Tobias was once a respectable man who was the chief resident of psychiatry at Massachusetts General Hospital.  But after losing his license, Tobias finally decides to become an actor during season one.  The highlights of his career include "frightened inmate number two" in a prison movie, being an understudy for the Blue Man Group, and selling out his family to star in a documentary.

It's often hinted that Tobias is homosexual and that Maeby was conceived as a test tube baby.  Tobias also suffers as a never-nude,  meaning he always wears jean shorts under his clothes... even int he shower.

He's a weird dude that we could go on for hours about.

Tobias Funke Quotes

Tobias: I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.

Okay, we are just about ass-to-ankles back here, Maeby. Do you want to hop on your cousin's lap there, please?

Tobias

Arrested Development Quotes

Oh, mercy me! I forgot that we were in the colonies.

Mrs. Featherbottom

(holding stuffed animals) These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

Buster
× Close Ad