Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) may be the worst employee working under Leslie Knope at the Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana, but he's also the funniest.

Tom Haverford Quotes

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

Tom: You went on a vacation and you chose Muncie, Indiana?
Jerry: My wife and I have a timeshare.
Tom: In Muncie?!
Leslie: Tom, Muncie is a lovely city.

Parks & Rec Quotes

Your ambiguous ethnic blend perfectly represents the dream of
the American melting pot.

Leslie

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April