Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) may be the worst employee working under Leslie Knope at the Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana, but he's also the funniest.

Tom Haverford Quotes

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

You know, normally I don't agree with Leslie about anything, but this book is awesome.

Tom Haverford

Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.