Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) may be the worst employee working under Leslie Knope at the Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana, but he's also the funniest.

Tom Haverford Quotes

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Tom

Parks & Rec Quotes

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April