Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) may be the worst employee working under Leslie Knope at the Parks and Recreation department of Pawnee, Indiana, but he's also the funniest.

Tom Haverford Quotes

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Tom

You know, normally I don't agree with Leslie about anything, but this book is awesome.

Tom Haverford

Parks & Rec Quotes

I am big enough to admit I am often inspired by myself.

Leslie

Just remember every time you look up at the moon, I too will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously, that’s impossible.

Andy