All the sushi is made by fish, previously owned by celebrities.

Treat yo' self -- in Beverly Hills!

Tom: In the words of Jerry Maguire.
Andy: The human head ways eight pounds.

Tom: Tom Haverford? That's nice, but I don't think we can consider me a celebrity.
Donna: That's your handwriting.

Andy: Head coach of the Chicago Bulls.
Tom: No he's uhh, we're with a non profit -
Andy: What!? No! Am I? That sucks.

I'm awesome at being humble.

One man came and lifted us all up…and that man was me!

So I'm kinda totally on Ron's side.

So, hands in, defeat Ron on three! 1, 2, 3!

Leslie

Hahaha, write down that I'm funny!

And the Tommy Chopper. We sell chopped salad out of a decommissioned military helicopter. I'm a mogul now!

Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.