Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
Parks and recreation
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Excuse me, Miss Hanley? Would you mind if I snapped a you-y? It’s what I call selfies of other people.

I hate doing work, but I love being flattered. So maybe I’ll give it another try.

Despite what my pocket square says, I’m not a billionaire.

Tom: What is this, a rotten grapefruit?
Larry: No, it’s my dog’s rectum.

Please, Ron. I’ve never asked you for anything today.

This is the hardest I’ve ever worked on anything since…wow—I’ve never worked hard on anything! What a cool life!

Tom: You’re like a crazy volcano. You’ll have to bring it down a notch.
Craig: I’ll bring it down a dozen notches if I have to!

Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?

Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?

A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!

Ben, stop! This is like listening to a Ted Talk by the color beige!

If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.

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Parks & Rec Quotes

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing.

Ron