Troy may not be the brightest student, but he was meant to go to a real college thanks in part to his football scholarship.  However, when an injury he got from doing a keg stand made him ineligible, he ended up joining Jeff's crew of misfits at Glendale Community College

Troy Quotes

Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right

Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes

Community Quotes

Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.

Troy [reading the cake]

I need Purell for my brain.