Troy may not be the brightest student, but he was meant to go to a real college thanks in part to his football scholarship. However, when an injury he got from doing a keg stand made him ineligible, he ended up joining Jeff's crew of misfits at Glendale Community College
Jeff: Hey troy sneezes like a girl
Troy: How about I pound you like a boy... that didn't come out right
Shirley: Pierce has always been on my watch list.
Troy: That dude is crazy. He told me girls have two pee holes