TroyPlayed by: Donald Glover
Troy may not be the brightest student, but he was meant to go to a real college thanks in part to his football scholarship. However, when an injury he got from doing a keg stand made him ineligible, he ended up joining Jeff's crew of misfits at Glendale Community College
Troy: Is it you?
Evil Troy: Yes.
Troy: Why would you tell me that?