Troy may not be the brightest student, but he was meant to go to a real college thanks in part to his football scholarship. However, when an injury he got from doing a keg stand made him ineligible, he ended up joining Jeff's crew of misfits at Glendale Community College
Jeff: You were born 21 years ago.
Troy: Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?
Hello during a random dessert, the month and day of which coincide numerically with your expulsion from a uterus.Troy [reading the cake]