Troy Quotes
Season 4, Episode 9: "Intro to Felt Surrogacy"
Troy: We're stranded here forever...and I've never seen Blue Man Group!...I did see Blue Man Group! I just didn't get it! Why can't they talk? They have so much in common!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Herstory of Dance"
Troy: So was that girl an alien, or a toddler with a growing disease?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 7: "Economics of Marine Biology"
Troy: I had to hitchhike home last night in a burrito truck. It's not as fun as it sounds.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 6: "Advanced Documentary Filmmaking"
Troy: Kevin doesn't know about labor laws, or forty hour work weeks, or that that guy named him after his dog.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 5: "Cooperative Escapism in Familial Relations"
Annie: Shirley! We were just-
Abed:-about to-
Troy:-eat garbage dip! Why did I have to go third??
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 3: "Conventions of Space and Time"
Troy: Do we want [Abed] to freak out and have to rescue him from some fantasy world where submarines are small enough to enter the bloodstream?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "Paranormal Parentage"
Annie: I lost Abed!
Troy: I told you to never let him out of your sight! That goes double for holidays and wax museums!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "The First Chang Dynasty"
Abed: Which wire do I cut?
Troy: There's only one.
Abed: God, I hope I'm right.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Chang you're insane. You're still into keytar?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy: Don't be alarmed if things get a little noisy.
Abed: Like my wife's mouth.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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