Winston Bishop was a basketball star in college and then played overseas for awhile. He's now back in town, unsure what to do about his life.
Winston also has a surprising talent for playing bells.
Winston: Hey Schmidt, do you mind if I use the uh...manbulance?
Schmidt: The manbulance is resting. It's getting ready for the corporate retreat.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the mambulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? It could fit the luggage of 9 Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of 1,000 Shelbys.
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You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost!Winston
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I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
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I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach