Damon: Let me out of here and I'll give you the moon stone. Elena: No. Damon: It's shiny. Elena: *stares at the moon stone* Wow! It is shiny. What about you, Stefan?Stefan: I'll give you my unconditional love and support. Elena: I'll take the moon stone. It's so shiny. Damon, you are free to go. Stefan: What? Seriously?
Stefan: So, I'm liking the purple top, but the holes in the jeans have got to go. Damon: I don't know, Stefan. I kind of like the red top with the leather jacket. Elena: Did you hear what I said? Klaus is coming to get me!Damon and Stefan: *still studying Elena's outfit*Elena: Tonight!Damon: Are you wearing clean underwear? I heard somewhere that you don't want to die wearing dirty underwear. Elena: Are you kidding me?Stefan: No, he's right. I read that somewhere too. Elena: That's it! I'm jumping out the freaking window!
Stefan: How are you feeling, Elena? Do you feel strange?Elena: I'm starting to remember things. I remember Damon telling me he loves me.Stefan (to Damon): I told you history would NOT be repeating itself and you went and told her you loved her anyway?Damon (to Stefan): I compelled her to forget. She couldn't remember unless ...Elena: That's right boys. I'm a vampire and Damon, I love you too. Stefan (to Damon): You just had to give her your blood, didn't you? You ... wait, what?
Damon: What are we, five? Elena: I'm not going to let Bonnie remove the spell until you two work out your issues. Stefan: Can I get some bunny blood?Elena: No, but you should both get out and enjoy the sunlight. Oh wait, you can't. Damon: Real mature, Elena. Elena: You'd know.
Elena: You two can pretend to be plumbers all you want, but a threesome is NEVER going to happen. Damon (to Stefan): So, wanna go find Katherine?Stefan: Right behind you. Elena: Seriously?
Chuck: What are you doing here, Nathaniel?Jack: We came to tell you that Thorpe has Blair held hostage on the roof of your hotel. He's threatning to burn her alive.Chuck: *looks up at unfinished roof*Nate: Not this hole in the wall you're building in Brooklyn. Chuck: The Empire?Nate: Ah, that's it . . . that's the one. Chuck: And, you two? *pointing to guys behind Jack and Nate*Guy #1: We wanted to know when the new hotel will be open?Guy #2: And, will there be a pool?Chuck: . . . So, yeah . . . Let's go save Blair.
Elena: Damon? Are you going to be okay? Damon: Just get me out of here quickly, Elena. Elena: Why? What is it? Is it your wolf bite? Damon: No, no, nothing like that. I just couldn't take one more moment of that horrible movie. Elena: *pouts* But, I love Gone With the Wind. Damon: Don't make me drain you.
Elena: You know what, Damon? Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and totally redeem yourself.
Damon: Elena,I love you. You....complete me. Elena: Shut up, Damon.Just shut up. You had me at Hello.
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