I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* grandma, I'm a *cool* grandma!
Chivy: Grandma, was there alcohol in my drink?
Cece: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of grandmother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
Chivy: Grandma, I feel so lost. Like I don't belong anywhere. I don't know who my real friends are. And I'm scared what they'll say once they find out my darkest secrets. What should I do?
Cece: Charlotte, I'll tell you the same life advice my mother gave me when I was your age: Never get a perm!
Cece: So, are there any scandals about you on the Upper East Side yet?
Chivy: Well, there was this thing when I didn't take my meds last year...
Cece: Not good enough. You have to get people to recognize you on the street. Oh, I know! How about a nude picture scandals? Ask Serena for some advice!
Cece: Where's your cleavage?
Chivy: I thought it might be inappropriate to wear a low cleavage.
Cece: Oh dear, you have a lot to learn. Just wait till you see Serena.
Ivy: Grandma, I need to tell you something. I'm not the same girl you knew a few years ago...
Cece: Oh, Charlotte, it's okay! I got breast implants when I was your age, too!
Cece: Darling, is something wrong?
Charlie/Ivy: I'm just so worried. Now that Bart, Serena, Chuck and Blair have been in a car accident, I think one of us is going to be next!
Charlie: Grandma, I know what these pills were for. You have Alzheimer's, don't you?
Cece: Darling, how did you know?
Charlie: ...you're not wearing any pants.
Diana: ...so Nate's grandfather and I had a deal which meant I had to rehabilitate Nate's image because he has been whoring around but then that Ivy girl who is pretending to be your cousin Charlie got in my way which is why I made you ask her ex-boyfriend Max out on a date but then set him up with Ivy again and subsequently posted rumors about her on Gossip Girl.
Serena: ...rehabili-what?
Diana: ...so Nate's grandfather and I had a deal which meant I had to rehabilitate Nate's image because he has been whoring around but then that Ivy girl who is pretending to be your cousin Charlie got in my way which is why I made you ask her ex-boyfriend Max out on a date but then set him up with Ivy again and subsequently posted rumors about her on Gossip Girl.
Serena: What? Wait, why are you even telling me this?
Diana: Oh, by the time you want to tell somebody you'll probably have forgotten all of that stuff.
Serena: What stuff?
Serena: So you're screwing with every Upper East Sider's life just to rehabilitate Nate's image?
Diana: That's correct.
Serena: Do you think you could maybe rehabilitate my-
Diana: I'm afraid you should've asked me this 3 seasons ago.
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Cece: Oh, God, honey, no! What kind of grandmother do you think I am? Why, do you want a little bit? Because if you're going to drink I'd rather you do it in the house.
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Cece: Charlotte, I'll tell you the same life advice my mother gave me when I was your age: Never get a perm!
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Cece: My real name is Goldie Hawn.
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Chivy: Well, there was this thing when I didn't take my meds last year...
Cece: Not good enough. You have to get people to recognize you on the street. Oh, I know! How about a nude picture scandals? Ask Serena for some advice!
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Chivy: I thought it might be inappropriate to wear a low cleavage.
Cece: Oh dear, you have a lot to learn. Just wait till you see Serena.
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Cece: 60.
Chivy: How long have you been 60?
Cece: Since 1998, when I got my new face.
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Cece: I know how you feel. 80% of my body are fake!
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Cece: Oh, Charlotte, it's okay! I got breast implants when I was your age, too!
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Ivy: I can explain!
Cece: ...why you never replied to the message I posted on your Facebook wall?
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Charlie/Ivy: I'm just so worried. Now that Bart, Serena, Chuck and Blair have been in a car accident, I think one of us is going to be next!
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Ivy: Maybe another time... when the fondu-set isn't within reach...
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Cece: Darling, how did you know?
Charlie: ...you're not wearing any pants.
Who Might Die on 90210?!?
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Serena: ...rehabili-what?
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Serena: What? Wait, why are you even telling me this?
Diana: Oh, by the time you want to tell somebody you'll probably have forgotten all of that stuff.
Serena: What stuff?
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Serena: I'd be surprised if she hadn't!
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Diana: That's correct.
Serena: Do you think you could maybe rehabilitate my-
Diana: I'm afraid you should've asked me this 3 seasons ago.
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Diana: No, darling. Just no.