Reporter: Is it true that you will be engaging in some charity work, Miss Waldorf?
Blair: Why, yes, we want to help those in need, by giving them clothing advice and offering free haircuts. Our first project will be Mr Dan Humphrey!
Nelly: So why is some completely inexperienced 17-year-old girl the center piece model now?
Serena: Because the famous top model they originally booked cancelled about 5 minutes ago, because there were problems with her contract. Probably caused by the fact that this whole fashion show was announced a week ago.
Nelly: This sounds so familiar...
Serena: You're probably thinking of that time when Blair, who wasn't even an employee at the time, told all the models to leave, about 5 minutes before the show, and none of them cared to reconfirm this and also, none of the employees noticed a dozen models walk out. Luckily, I was asked to be the center piece model.
Nelly: Wow, this show just never gets old.
Serena: Can't believe I got a first row seat in a fashion show.
Nelly: Yeah, even Jennifer Lawrence is seated behind you!
Serena: Um, duh. Have you seen me?
Serena: You know, when I was Sage's age, I was modeling for Waldorf Designs, too.
Nelly: So are you worried she'll outshine you?
Serena: Yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen!
Nelly: Um, Serena, she just took off her dress!!
Serena: Yeah, but I've got bigger boobs then her. S'all good.
Dan: We live in a world where Chuck Bass gets the girl and I don't!
Georgina: No, Humphrey, we live in a world where your dad is hittin' that before you did.
Dan: And then I caught my dad and Ivy Dickens in bed together! My dad, the failed rockstar is sleeping with a 20-something-year-old con-artist who hooked up with ME only a year ago and then tricked his wife into giving her their apartment! How does that even happen?
Georgina: Um, have you heard her voice?!
Dan: So then I said: "If tights are not pants, why do they also call them pantyhose?" Before I knew it, she dumped me and went back to Chuck.
Georgina: I will never understand why you used to work for a fashion magazine!
Dan: I'm just saying - nobody in Manhattan likes you. Nobody in Manhattan likes me. We'd be perfect together!
Georgina: Last time I checked, my name wasn't "Nobody".
Dan: I'm just saying... it's like all my ex-lovers chose someone else over me! Serena's with Steven now, Blair's with Chuck, Ivy is with my dad, Nate is with Sage...
Georgina: Wait, you never hooked up with Sage!
Dan: Exactly.
Dan: I'm just saying... Serena's with Steven now, Blair's with Chuck, Ivy is with my dad... it's like all my ex-lovers chose someone else over me.
Georgina: You forgot Vanessa!
Dan: Who?
Chuck: Serena, I'm sorry, but as your stepbrother I just can't let you go through with this wedding! Not when the groom is that kid from 7th Heaven!
Serena: Hmm... how would you feel about a Green Lantern?
Chuck: Ooh, tell me more.
Tamara: I'm from Austria too and it was supposed to be "lebenslanger Schicksals-Schatz" which doesn't make any sense but whatever. None of the things he said really did make sense. He's a lovely actor
Chuck *thinking*: I only have 10 episodes left to sleep with Serena - the only main character I haven't slept with yet... And now she's got that Barry Watson following her around plus Blair is kind of hoping to end up with me. It has to work out somehow. I'm getting a good vibe from her anyway. This tension between us... it's just electric. You can really tell she's feeling it too. It is on!
Serena *thinking*: I'm so stoned right now.
Chuck: Serena, I'm sorry, but I just can't let you go through with this wedding! Not when the groom is that long-haired kid from 7th Heaven!
Serena: Hmm... how would you feel about a Green Lantern?
Chuck: Ooh, tell me more.
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Blair: Why, yes, we want to help those in need, by giving them clothing advice and offering free haircuts. Our first project will be Mr Dan Humphrey!
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Gossip Girl: Looks like Hurricane Sandy may have blown away the city, but Sage has taken Manhattan by storm.
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Serena: For some reason I'm more worried about Hurricane Sage right now...
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Serena: Because the famous top model they originally booked cancelled about 5 minutes ago, because there were problems with her contract. Probably caused by the fact that this whole fashion show was announced a week ago.
Nelly: This sounds so familiar...
Serena: You're probably thinking of that time when Blair, who wasn't even an employee at the time, told all the models to leave, about 5 minutes before the show, and none of them cared to reconfirm this and also, none of the employees noticed a dozen models walk out. Luckily, I was asked to be the center piece model.
Nelly: Wow, this show just never gets old.
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Nelly: Yeah, even Jennifer Lawrence is seated behind you!
Serena: Um, duh. Have you seen me?
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Nelly: So are you worried she'll outshine you?
Serena: Yeah, right, like that's ever going to happen!
Nelly: Um, Serena, she just took off her dress!!
Serena: Yeah, but I've got bigger boobs then her. S'all good.
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Georgina: No, Humphrey, we live in a world where your dad is hittin' that before you did.
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Georgina: Um, have you heard her voice?!
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Georgina: I will never understand why you used to work for a fashion magazine!
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Georgina: You're talking about your ego, right?
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Georgina: Last time I checked, my name wasn't "Nobody".
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Georgina: Wait, you never hooked up with Sage!
Dan: Exactly.
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Georgina: You forgot Vanessa!
Dan: Who?
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Serena: Hmm... how would you feel about a Green Lantern?
Chuck: Ooh, tell me more.
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Serena *thinking*: I'm so stoned right now.
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Serena: Hmm... how would you feel about a Green Lantern?
Chuck: Ooh, tell me more.
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Ed: Thanks Blake. Now tell me my good woman, isn't my tie just impeccable? Could I perhaps interest you in some tea and scones? Oh, blimey, I seem to have dropped my monocle!
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Serena: Yes, now I have the cool scarf...
Chuck: ...and I have the slutty duck face.