Klaus: "I'm gonna count to three before I rip out your heart"
Stefan: "Oh, c'mon, it's just some harmless fun"
Klaus: "I don't want to talk about it...1"
Stefan: "So what, you played spin the bottle...I hear he's a good kisser" *Stefan laughs uncontrollably*
Stefan: "I guess Tyler really is sired to you now."
Klaus: 3...*Klaus punches his hand through Stefan's chest and pulled out his heart* "Told you"
Stefan: Hey, you look familiar
Klaus: Your mistaken, I'm...new here
Stefan: No, I definitely remember you. I think it was in the twenties...let me think, let me think. Rebekah, isn't it?
Klaus: You've got to be kidding me, right?
Stefan: You're right, it couldn't have been you, she had nicer legs.
Totally agree with everything you girls said. I definitely want to see some Delena action most of all. The teasing is all fine and dandy...to an extent, I think it's about time that Delena gets brought on in a passionate and sudden way, that leaves Elena wondering what it means to her and how she will handle it and what she will do about it.
Klaus: "I'd like to first of all, thank Damon Salvatore and Elena Gilbert for having the decency to give up on Stefan so I can control him, I'd also like to thank Tyler "Vamp-Puppy" Lockwoode for being utterly and completely devoted to me, despite me trying to avoid him...And to Stefan, my unbeating heart is yours."
* "Love You Like A Love Song" is performed by Klaus*
Tyler: "He has the most beautiful voice"
Damon: "Well Stefan, it looks like you have an admirer *Elena chuckles silently*
Stefan: *Thinking* "This is totally weird."
Sheriff: So did you talk with Caroline?
Matt: Yeah, she told me every little detail...it was pretty gruesome, she even tried making me forget but I was on vervain. I wish I could forget though, Why do you need to know this anyway?
Sheriff: Well if I'm going to ask Damon out, I at least want to know if he's a good kisser.
It is awesome and I love Damon's shirt. He looks good in any color :)
Damon: How much?
Damon: Wow, that's a little too high isn't it?
Katherine: Is it my fault that Obama flushed our economy down the drain?
Damon: You have a point. After all, it's well worth it, I've been dying to try on those heels.
Katherine: Well then, pay up.
John: Elena...I am your father.
Katherine: NOOOOOOOOO! Oh, wait...I'm not Elena. Goodbye John
*Matt, texting on his phone*
Tyler: Dude, who are you texting
Vicky *giggling*: Or "what" are you texting
Matt: Anthony Weiner
Tyler: So is that what you call it now?
Vicky to Matt: OMG, you and Klaus??
Matt: Yep, it was amazing!
Tyler: Yeah, he did an awesome job with your hair
Matt: I know, right?
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