"My Lunch"

After repeatedly running into and blowing off an annoying patient, Jill (Nicole Sullivan), J.D. feels guilty when she commits suicide via a drug overdose and he never saw the signs coming.

"Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"

Alan tries to win back Kandi; Charlie ends up dating her mother Mandi; and Judith ends up with her father, Andy.

"Mary the Paralegal"

When Ted's jealous of Robin's date for an awards banquet, Barney sets him up with an escort.

"Peterotica"

After reading an erotic novel, Peter writes one himself using Carter's money. When Carter gets sued and loses all his money, he's forced to live as a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics.

"Eviction"

Despite his problems with Roman, Bill considers running an expensive ad campaign for the Home Plus. Barb finds out about Nicki's credit card debt.

"Everyday Is a Sunday Evening"

Nathan deals with a player who is a rival both on and off the court; Brooke and Mouth look to get even with Rachel; Dan has a run-in with...

"His Story III"

In an episode narrated by the Janitor, J.D. tries to make a video postcard for his mother, but gets locked in the water tower by the Janitor while the Janitor bonds with a quadriplegic patient.

"Don't Look at Me"

Bree's parents show up on her court date, have it postposted, and want to take Andrew back to Rhode Island until they learn he's homosexual; Gaby adjusts to motherhood.

"Roberta's Funeral"

Bill attends the funeral of his father's first wife, Roberta, at the Juniper Creek compound. While there, he strikes a settlement with Roman.

"I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me"

Lucas attempts to play in the first game after Keith's death, but cannot bring himself to do it; Nathan and Haley prepare to renew their ...