Julie Bowen stars as Claire on ABC's Modern Family. Claire is the mother of three and the wife of an idiot who's trying a little too hard to be cool.
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Modern Family Quotes

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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said