Life is full of changes. Some big, some small. I learned a long time ago you can fight it or try to make the best of it. And that's all a lot easier if you've got people who love you to help you face whatever life throws at you.

Jay

Luke: How come you never wrote a poem for me?
Manny: Don't you get it? They were all for you.

Claire: They're really leaving. What do we do?
Phil: What we always do. Leave the porch light on, they'll come back.

Mom, I'm the lucky one.

Manny

You guys know you can call me anytime, right?

Haley

We make a good team.

Claire

I can't go to jail. I'm a gay prosecutor, there's no prison gangs for that!

Mitch

Haley: Thanks for putting in a good word for us.
Mitch: They just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave and Busters' gift cards.

Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.

Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.

I'll reinvent myself. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig.

Lily

I shouldn't be penalized for being too smart, I'm not running for president.

Alex

Modern Family Quotes

You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.

Mitchell

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Haley