Season 1, Episode 8: "Great Expectations"
Haley: This is kind of an important party.Jay: The last thing you to do is insult someone when they invite you.
Haley: Exactly.
[Jay walks out]
Haley: OMG. That was so easy.
Alex: You really don't understand what just happened, do you?
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Haley: Every time I go over to grandpa's, Manny just stares at me the whole time.
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Phil: I never liked Spandau Ballet. Our entire marriage, I never once mentioned Spandau Ballet. Am I even pronouncing that right?
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Claire: Phil loves Spandau Ballet. That song "True" was playing in the car the first time we kissed. It's our song.
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Gloria [about Haley]: When I was her age I loved my grandfather, but I still wanted to be with boys.
Jay: I know, so did Claire.. and Mitchell.
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Sal [about Lily]: Show me some pictures of Yoko... cause she's asian and she broke up our group.
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Mitchell: She's always had a dark sense of humor
Cameron: Do you remember when she went as Sigfried and part of Roy for Halloween?
Mitchell: Too soon
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Season 1, Episode 7: "En Garde"
Claire [to Mitchell]: I'm fairly confident that Dad's proudest moment was when you finally took off the flame-red unitard• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Phil: Haley is so pretty. So she can meet someone who's the best at something
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Phil [about Luke]: I'm telling you that kid is a genius, there's a rainmaker
Claire: Why is your iPod in your mouth?
Luke: I'm charging it
Claire: Alex. Alex!
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Total Quotes: 84
