What goes wrong when Shorty and his wife come to dinner at the Pritchet's on Modern Family. "Three Dinners" is the 13th episode of the show's fifth episode.
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Jay plays cop in this scene from Modern Family. And he places Alex under fair arrest.
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Gloria worries that her baby has been cursed on Modern Family. "Larry's Wife" is the third episode of the show's fifth season.
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Jay takes Manny to visit a private school on Modern Family. "The Future Dunphys" is the 19th episode of the show's fourth season.
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Jay's plans for New Year's Eve go awry on Modern Family. "New Year's Eve" is the 11th episode of the show's fourth season.
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Jay, you might wanna sit down for this. Gloria has a surprise to share.
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Jay helps Lily get ready for her dance recital on the season finale of Modern Family. "Baby on Board" is the 24th episode of the show's third season.
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Manny and Gloria travel with Jay to his class reunion on Modern Family. "Planes, Trains and Cars" is the 21st episode of the show's 3rd season.
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Manny's father is back. Javier takes his son and Jay to the horse races in this scene fro Modern Family.
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Cam is on present wrapping duty for the family's early, "express" Christmas. Jay, of course, is only too thrilled to help.
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He's hurt! He's hurt! Jay's back gives out in this scene from Modern Family.
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Jay confronts Manny in this scene from the third season of Modern Family. It's courtesy of the episode "When Good Kids Go Bad."
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Modern Family Quotes

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Jay

Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said