(after Jackie calls Eric stupid) Hyde: Well, this is a first. I actually agree with Jackie. Eric: What? You're saying that I'm stupid? Hyde: Donna just put on the full court press, man, and you dropped the ball. Eric: What are you talking about? All she said was she'd be alone on Saturday night with a pizza... Oh God, I'm so stupid.
Ricky: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? Eric: Well, I'm a real people person. Hyde: I don't answer stupid questions. Fez: I speak Dutch. Kelso: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt too.