Rachel: Do you think it's easy for me to see you with somebody else? Ross: You know what, hey! You're the one who ended it! Remember? Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you! Not because I stopped loving you!
Phoebe: Oh, I am having the best karma this week. First, I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house. Ross: Yeah? What about, ah, that bike messenger you hit? Phoebe: Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma.