Orange Is the New Black, Netflix, Friday, June 6
Season 2 returns so we can all lose ourselves in prison for the weekend while we find out how Piper got out of her jam with Pennsatucky and learns about all kinds of other new stressors within the walls of Litchfield.

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Orange is the New Black Quotes

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

No, in your heart of hearts, you know as well as I do, red velvet is bullsh*t. It tastes like Play-Doh. It is not velvety. And the only thing that's good about it is the cream cheese frosting, which is mean to live on top of carrot cake, like God intended.

O'Neill