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God. This is the loneliest place I've ever been and I lived in a tree for eight months.

Soso

Hey, you know who made up that never snitch bullshit? People who probably deserved to be snitched on.

Poussey

Here's the thing about mamas. They're only mamas as long as they got kids. Without them, what are they?

Taystee

Oh, good. You're packing up. I just got word that I'm taking over your job.

Caputo

[to Ingalls] You eat and I sing by the canary.

Red

I've masturbated. There was this statute of Jesus that was especially ripped. That was my guy.

Sister Ingalls

Piper: I care about Red, too.
Nicky: Yeah, but she's not your mom. It's different when you're family.

Figueroa: So we're good?
Caputo: I do like you down on your knees.

You're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person, but you're hot as hell.

Caputo

It's not the dying that's hard. It's that I have to do it here. The last thing I have to see is you assholes.

Rosa

Daya: There's too many people in here. It's making the air feel weird.
Aleida: It's mostly farts.

We keep the fence between us, but we can all see each other. No surprises.

Red
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Orange is the New Black Quotes

Piper: I spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.
Nicky: In the macro sense, no. You're one Cheerio in the bulk box of life. But, you f*ckin' tickle me, so I think it would matter.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people. What can I say? I'm shallow.

Piper
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