Shirley: I've never been a captain before. Pierce: I have I commanded a jet ski through an electrical storm and only had one casualty. Troy: Jet skis only hold two people. Pierce: Exactly, I saved half the crew.
Shirley: I was going to sign up for a class to make an online dating profile, but sailing in the parking lot sounds less pathetic. Troy: A black person on a sailboat? I gotta see this. I'm in.
