This is going to require an intervention ...
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Ted and Zoey in the May 2, 2011 episode of HIMYM. We don't even wanna know ...
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A picture of Barney with his father, Jerome (played by John Lithgow), from a scene from the How I Met Your Mother episode, "Hopeless."
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It's open, baby. It's ALWAYS open.
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A promotional photo of Lily from HIMYM. She looks ... amazing.
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Barney has a lot to go over with his father. Like what a basketball hoop is, for example.
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Barney meets his father and his father's wife on the 3/21/11 episode of How I Met Your Mother. They are played by John Lithgow and Nancy Travis, respectively.
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How is that heart Marshall? We can't blame him for getting it checked out.
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HIMYM Quotes

Barney: Ladies and gentlemen, I have in my hand a copy of tonight's Top Ten list. The category: top ten things I would've called my truck...
Ted: It was never your truck.
Barney: if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back.
Ted: It was a rental.
Barney: Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. (they all laugh) Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squeeler." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boney." and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."

Sometimes things have to fall apart to make way for better things...we're done here.

Ted