How I Met Your Mother > Quotes
Marshall: You smeared the Pu name. [permalink]
Lily: Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh? [permalink]
Barney: Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down. [permalink]
Ted: Like I'm totally going to sit my kids down and talk to them about the time Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
Future Ted: Am I a bad dad? [permalink]
Marshall: Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together? [permalink]
Barney's boss: I know this week has been tough on you.
Barney: I barely slept. [permalink]
Barney: Thanks Jim, I couldn't have done it without my teammates. [permalink]
Robin: My panties would hit the floor so hard they'd end up halfway to China. [permalink]
Barney: Whatever girl I'm pointing to right now - I am going home with her tonight. [permalink]
Jim Nantz: And not a single fatty - that's impressive. [permalink]
Barney: That woman nursing a Black Russian is about to chase it with a White American! [permalink]
Marshall: First of all, come on buddy, you can't handle the fudge. [permalink]
Robin: Dude you are so the reacher, you are getting her a horse.
Marshall: What?
Robin: Take the hint, take the hint. [permalink]
Robin: Every relationship has a reacher and a settler. [permalink]
Barney: And there's about to be one more story - I'm gonna bang Jenkins.
Ted: Wait you want to have sex with Jenkins?
Barney: With Jenkins, on Jenkins, near Jenkins - you name it. I wanna wear Jenkins like a sock. [permalink]
Marshall: It happened! Do you have any...split pea left? [permalink]
Jenkins: So are you really a Vikings fan or was that a lie too? [permalink]
Marshall: Ted, I've been skee ball champ here since Law School. [permalink]
Barney: (about picking world peace over his suits) I'm gonna stop you right there. It's the suits. Come on, Lily, get your head out of your ass. [permalink]
Barney: To score would be just fine, but I would rather be dressed to the nines. [permalink]
