How I Met Your Mother Quotes
Ted: It's funny. In a moment like that, when what's really happening is too intense to deal with, sometimes it's best...
The Mother: To leave it unspoken and just enjoy each others company instead.
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Ted: She walks down the aisle. You say your vows, you go to the reception, you have your first dance. Before you know it, just like magic, you realize, it's a perfect fit.
Barney: You're right Ted, this is the one.
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Is it weird to get married in a suit that you may have worn while banging a female rodeo clown? I know what you're wondering. Yes the carpet matched the drapes.Barney
Barney: I need you to help me pick the suit I'm gonna wear when I walk down the aisle.
Ted: Ok, Robin walks down the aisle you wait at the end of it.
Barney: Ok then the suit I'll be wearing when they all stand as I enter the chapel.
Ted: Also her.
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I finally found the one Marshall. Her name, is Bacon.Ted
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No no no! Ted do not give me that look.Marshall
Ted; A mountain of food, a ticking clock? Come on you live for this stuff.
Robin: No! We are not doing Weekend at Barney's!
Ted: But that's the dream!
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You guys see the irony here. The only person who could possibly get Barney back on his feet is Barney.Ted
Ok I think my fiancé peed himself a little.Robin
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