Mike is going to run into a cheesy Situation on Jersey Shore March 2, 2011. Seriously, some girl smells like cheese.
Snooki and JWoww from Jersey Shore. Couple of classy babes if we've ever seen them.
Sammi is gone. Done. Out. Ronnie says goodbye to her in this emotional clip.
Ron and Sam drag the whole Jersey Shore gang down. It's just a fact at this point.
You gotta love Deena Nicole Cortese. She's the MVP and the Rookie of the Year on Jersey Shore/
Seriously, is this a painting or a photo?
JWoww and boyfriend Tom call it quits on Jersey Shore. Here's the (duck) phone call in action.
Snooki is real annoying. That's what a judge basically decreed after she passed out drunk in the middle of the day.

Jersey Shore Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[wasted] I don't need you. I don't NEED you.