Jersey Shore Reviews
Jersey Shore Finale: Homeward Bound
They say it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. Well, that broad has belted her last chorus as far as Florence is concerned. Jersey, you can have your post...
Jersey Shore Review: "Situation Problems"
Snooki and Deena said it best: "We're not hookers, we're Jersey." I don't even know where one would find that much animal print, but I wonder how many synt...
Jersey Shore Review: "Damage Is Done"
Um, Mike? Do you know the definition of the word "joke?" It's meant to be something funny, not whatever you tried to pull this week on Jersey Shore. Argh, ...
Jersey Shore Review: "Three Men and a Snooki"
Hey Snooki, what's it like on the planet where you live? Sigh. Poor Snooks. Can't a girl flash her kooka at a club without having an international incident...
Jersey Shore Review: The Ballad of Snooki and Jionni
It's not a good week to be Snooki. Some may argue it's never a good time, and they might be right, but homegirl had an especially volatile few days, what w...
Jersey Shore Review: Team Meatball!
I think I speak for everyone when I say: "Italy, I'm so, so sorry." Sweet mother of indecent behavior, Deena and Snooki should not be allowed out together ...
Jersey Shore Season Finale Review: Time For a Break
"At the End of the Day" it was just another Jersey Shore episode. Nothing terrible, nothing great. Anticlimactic in a sense, after all the previous 12 week...
Jersey Shore Review: "A House Divided"
This was not among the more entertaining Jersey Shore episodes of all time, but it had its moments. Unfortunately, Sammi and Ronnie drama was still the foc...
Jersey Shore Review: "GTF (Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting)"
Last night's Jersey Shore, while possessing the most ridiculous title in the show's brief history, was actually fairly run-of-the-mill. But that doesn't me...
Jersey Shore Review: "A Cheesy Situation"
Last night on the Jersey Shore, Sammi's return to the shore house left Ronnie at a loss for words, and I felt for the guy. There are no words to describe t...
