Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Quotes

Season 5 Episode 4: "Free Vinny"

JWOWW: He has a white a$$, oh my god.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: He's got something on his chest, that's a lot of balls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means, it looks cool, but no f#$king idea what it means.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: I hope Vinny's like home right now, because this would be bad if he wasn't home and we're just like roaming through his house.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: This like blows d#$k for skittles right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Today's GTGVB, gym, tan, get Vinny back.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: I mean if I was a guy, I would f#$k Paula. Hello, she's hot.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: Yo forget this, let's go get Vinny. I can't take it anymore.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: There's a hundred percent chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.
 • Rating: Unrated

Deena: We're just trying to, you know, do sex, and this freaking clock keeps going off.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: I was always told to like defend myself. I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: You don't yank my new weave that I just got.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: Sam getting into a fight, that's some scary s#$t, and I just don't know what to do right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: So we go downstairs it's like mad dark, but like ten seconds into the club where the crowd was, bang, I see like these two girls like rolling around on the ground and I'm like oh s#$t, chick fight, then I look over and I'm like holy s#$t it's Sam!
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: The bunny costume is f#$king awesome, just because it looks like a serial killer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: I don't even remember this stripper's name. Could've been Indeeda, because I need a cigarette, I need some French toast, you know what, I need you to get the hell out of here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: Yeaaa Buddy! Birthday sex, everybody should get laid on their birthday.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: I have no idea why this stripper is worrying about socks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pauly D: And I told this chick, I would like to get in my birthday suit with you, and she's down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Situation: I'm having fun with this blonde stripper right now, um so much fun I might even take her home.
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite "Jersey Shore" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!