Jersey Shore

Season 2 Quotes

Episode 5: "The Letter"

Angelina: Angelina ... don't know nothin' about Ron. [permalink]

Snooki: [to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance. [permalink]

Vinny: Pick three for each one of us, and the grenade just goes to sleep. [permalink]

The Situation: I put the hippopotamus to bed. [permalink]

The Situation: I'm sort of a softy sometimes. I'm a sensitive dude. [permalink]

Angelina: The Situation was a man in that situation. [permalink]

Snooki: Sympathetic. Word of the day... that's a big word! [permalink]

Sammi: I found this note. This note pretty much told me that Ron gets with fat chicks, hooks up with girls, holds hands with girls, got a girl's number... [permalink]

Vinny: She's f--king bugging out! [permalink]

Ronnie: Right away, I know it's Snooki or Jenni. But then I read the letter and see the word 'wisely' and I know Snooki doesn't use that kind of vocabulary. [permalink]

Ronnie: I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you. [But] I think I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave? [permalink]

JWoww: If they end up back together, she looks like the dumbest b!tch. [permalink]

Sammi: I'm done.
Ronnie: Do you want this or you don't? [permalink]

The Situation: I'm hooking up with this girl, your girl's girl, and your girlfriend's girlfriend's girlfriend. Somebody's gotta do it. [permalink]

Episode 4: "Breaking Up"

Snooki: You farted and it's coming in my mouth & nose.
Angelina: Oops. [permalink]

The Situation: You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA ... say that 5 times fast. [permalink]

The Situation: Ronnie doesn't want to give up his cookie, and that's Sam. You need to give up your cookie, son, so you can go find another one. I'm eatin' chocolate chip cookies every night, dog. [permalink]

Ronnie: She's beating a dead horse at this point. At some point when the horse is dead you gotta leave it alone. [permalink]

Vinny: I swear to God that looks like a garbage bag! I think Victoria should have kept this one a Secret. [permalink]

Ronnie: Angelina... she's got diarrhea of the mouth.. I was like mind your business ... I gotta deal with Sam, you're gonna have to deal with me. [permalink]