When they discover a cigarette burn in the couch and none of the kids admit to it, Phil takes away Christmas.
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Phil Dunphy is the luckiest dad on television. His wife, Claire, is downright gorgeous.
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We can't think of a more ideal guest-starring role: Fred Willard appears on Modern Family as Phil's father.
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Manny swings in to action and comes in for the rescue during Luke's birthday gone disaster.
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Like any good grandfather, Jay shows Luke how to play with a crossbow on his birthday.
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Poor Luke ends up at the hospital with his hand in a bandage on his birthday.
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Cameron dresses up as a clown named Fizbo for Luke's birthday in the Modern Family episode appropriately entitled "Fizbo."
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Cameron dresses up as a clown, Fizbo, and delivers poor Luke his birthday cake at the hospital.
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Phil looks downright shocked when he opens the door to find Izzy LaFontaine (Edward Norton) of Spandau Ballet, a band and star he's never heard of outside his door.
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Father and son real estate agents, Phil and Luke work an open house together. Well technically Luke is a kid and not licensed, but you get the idea.
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A little bit of brother and sister bonding as Mitchell and Claire discuss their old team figuring skating days.
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The whole family comes out after Manny wins the fencing tournament to watch Claire and Mitchell perform their old figuring skating routine in the parking lot.
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Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.

Jay

Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said