Tony: Oh, glad you could join us McTardy. McGee: Where's the bossman? I need a superior to sign off on this. Tony: Hand it over, I'm clearly superior to you in so many ways.
(in an "anchorman" voice) In a tragic story of obsessive hobbying turned deadly, an NCIS Agent was discovered in his basement crushed between a large, homemade boat and an even larger bottle of bourbon. Film at eleven!