Tony: You're enjoying this a little too much, aren't you Eugene?
Coyle: Just doing my job.
- Permalink: Martyr Tony
Palmer: I've always been fascinated by private detectives.
Ducky: Yes, I would venture that's because you were influenced by the great literary British detectives. Sherlock Holmes, Jane Marple. They were all intelligent, cultured, articulate, refined. Not shady and unethical, like this hustler, this miscreant.
Abby: I like Ace Ventura.
- Permalink: Who indeed.
Don't be seduced by his charm. He's self-centered, a one-man wrecking crew who leaves disaster in his wake.Tony
- Permalink: Tony Sr.'s character assessment.
She's a probie. Besides, Tony did a whole lot worse to me.McGee
- Permalink: Picking up the feathers.
Coyle: What is with you people? I am not the enemy. I am conducting a mandatory agent-involved shooting investigation.
Abby: Well I don't like it when people mess with my team.
- Permalink: Don't mess with Abby's team.
Liz Allen: I think my husband's having an affair.
Tony: Unbelievable. A guy'd have to be nuts to cheat on a dame like you.
- Permalink: Tony Noir
I found my soul-mate. I'm getting married.Tony Sr.
- Permalink: I found my soul-mate. I'm getting married.
Tony: Don't be stupid, probie. I can make your life miserable. Just ask McGee.
Bishop: We saw your father at the hotel with a woman.
Bishop: And she's very beautiful.
Bishop: Very young. And, she's very pregnant.
- Permalink: Misconception
Tony: So here's what I'm thinking. You jump on a later plan, and we all go out and have a little family dinner.
Tony Sr.: I love you, Tony. I love you.
- Permalink: Reconciliation