Ron is a simple man. He likes pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food and the stock photos of them.
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Tom

So what did you guys talk about? Old times? Oh, I love talking about old times. New times are great too, but there's just something about old times. You know what I mean?

Leslie