Ron is a simple man. He likes pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food and the stock photos of them.
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Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

Tom

When Tiger Woods feels invincible he wears a red shirt and black pants. Ron wears the same thing after he's had sex.

Tom