Say hello to Ron's mother, the original Tammy. And also to Ron like you've never seen him.

Parks and Recreation Season 4 Episode 2 Quotes

Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?

I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.