Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys" Quotes
Ron: Leslie, NO! We use that stuff to burn warts off mules!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Leslie: You could go to jail. Jail, Ron. Ron, Jail. Jail, Ron, jail. You could go to jail. Jail. Jail. Jail. Jail.
Ron: Are you broken?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tom: It's almost too easy.
Ben: I can hear you.
Tom: I know you can Ben, that's how easy it is.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leslie: Most of these aren't even receipts, like this one says "I bought supplies 2007."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: My first ex-wife's name is Tammy, my second ex-wife's name is Tammy. My Mom's name is Tamara... she goes by Tammy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ben: I would guess that they would be bankrupt by the end of this sentence.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: Tammy 1 is my blonde chicken.
• Rating: Unrated
April: She's the cold distant mother I never had. I love her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ron: I hope the rest of your day is cool beans.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Leslie: Why do you have so many guns?
Tamara: This is America isn't it?
Leslie: Yes.
Tamara: Then I don't have to answer stupid questions while standing on my own property.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10