Aw heck no. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag did not and will not have sex on tape in the near future. Maybe we shouldn't be so sure, but at least we'd be really surprised if they did.

Justin-Bobby Brescia and Audrina Patridge wanted to hook up on The Hills. Or at least the producers did. But "it's not about the show" now.

Lauren Conrad tells Us Weekly how to spot a loser. His name is Spencer Pratt. Just kidding. Well, he is - but she doesn't say that. At least in the article.

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag show us their Halloween costumes. How much do you think they made off <a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/">celebrity gossip</a> reporters for this photo?

A trio of lovely ladies from The Hills: Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port and Audrina Patridge. You have to love these three. Oh, and Heidi Montag too.

Heidi and Spencer do what they do best: pose for celebrity news reporters.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt really need to get a room. We don't wanna see this.

Audrina Patridge and <a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/categories/mtv/lauren-conrad/">Lauren Conrad</a> are still good friends. Heidi Montag? Not so much.

Lauren Conrad looks pretty as always. She pretty much laid into Heidi Montag last night, too!

Spencer Pratt pimps out Heidi Montag. We wonder how much he made off her last week.

Lauren Conrad laughs it up with <a href="http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/categories/audrina-patridge/">Audrina Patridge</a>. These two kids are still good friends.

Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad... will the drama ever end? Gosh, we hope not!