ooh...i'm...oooh, i'm so scared
people...outside...people outside make me scared
so, i stay n my room-n my underwear
when...i...when i long 4 company
i pop n...my...pop n my pornography
'cause that's real love...real love made 4 TV

shoot...2...thrill u, baby

every1 loves a stranger
nobody wants the danger
that's why i turn my TV on

ooh...i...oooh, i hate drama
people...outside...people outside-they love drama
raining down bombs on english summers
when...i...long 2 feel a part of it
i tune n...my...favorite channel 36
travel 'round the world n less than 30 minutes

shoot...2...kill u, baby

narration:
baby, i'd love to see ya. but, the manuever is just too risky in the rain.
is this my rescue boat?...somebody bring me some water. i just need some water. like most things, a good time looks better from a distance.
what do you mean, baby? i'm making friends in the new world. i'm a celebrity on the message boards. i meet people every day. through the peephole in my front door.