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TheDhampir

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Girl: What are you?
Klaus: I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I am a vampire, I have lost my fangs.
Girl: Seriously?
Klaus: Now, I'm a hybrid silly.

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Klaus: I eat boys up, breakfast and lunch. Then, when I'm thirsty, I drink their blood.
Girl: ...
Klaus: But now it's dinner time and I'll just eat what I can get.

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Klaus: No one else wants any? Fine. More for me.