You are a genius, so you like to solve problems, but pregnant women do not want solutions. Happy wants an errand boy who is a good listener, so for once in your life, Toby, don't be so smart.


Because I'm scared to death, not for me to be a father but for Happy to be a mother! Nurturing, kind, and patient are not the hallmarks of Miss Happy Quinn. I'm going to have to mama bear this cub, and it's not like I know what to do! Maybe I should wax my chest in case the milk comes.


Cabe: You're sending a bird?
Sylvester: Not a bird, a falcon.

What the heck is happening? Guards were drugged unconscious, and now you are stockading people?


Oh, I'm sorry. Is something I'm doing interfering with your life? I wonder how that feels.


Humans need insurance coverage. We're Scorpion. We don't make mistakes.


Maybe a case where no one is shooting at us will take everyone's mind off of things.


Toby: Happy has had morning sickness. I'm having sympathy pains.
Happy: Seriously? You want your stomach to hurt? I can make it hurt for real.

Xo: How can you be so self-righteous about this? You told me to get an abortion when I was a teenager.
Alba: And I've regretted it every day since!

Xo: Just so you know, no matter what happens at the audition, you're a way better lover than Esteban.
Narrator: And friends, that was just about the most romantic thing she could say.

Rafael: I just want to have a voice, and you have such a big family. You know, it's only me.
Jane: Us. We're a family too.

Man, if you think Petra hated being frozen before, now people think she's sleeping with Scott.