Aziraphale: You’ve heard of Earth?
Crowley: Not as such?
Aziraphale: Ah. A blue-green planet? It’ll be over there somewhere when they roll out that quadrant? Now, that’s where the ‘people’ – that we’re currently designing – are going to be. I’ve seen the plans. We’re going to start out with a breeding pair, and then pretty soon there’ll be oodles of them! They’ll breed like, um, well, they’ll breed like people. The impression I get is that the stars and your… um…
Crowley: Called a nebula.
Aziraphale: Right. Well, they exist just so the people can look up into the night sky and marvel at the illimitable vastness of the Almighty’s creation.
Crowley: But that’s idiocy! It’s the universe, not just some fancy wallpaper! Millions of galaxies, trillions of stars, oodles of everything. It’s not just put here to twinkle! Most of it won’t even be visible from Earth! Why don’t you put Earth in the middle of the universe so the view’s better?