When baby goes poopie, we're supposed to make a big fuss.

Marty

Helen: Do you ever get high?
Carol: Once in a while!

Calm down, it's not like there's a dick in it!

Matt

Emily: Jack tends to keep things inside.
Ben: I'm getting worried. What happens when he runs out of space in there?

It's "Survivor" meets "Big Brother" meets "Millionaire" meets "Survivor" all over again!

Merc

Beverly: I could stay here for the rest of my life!
Matt: Well hurry up and die cause I'm ready to go.

Matt: Kitty litter? Really?
Beverly: It's organic!
Matt: You don't have a fucking cat!!

It's free!!

Beverly

Ohhh nooo.

Tim

It's like something out of Sunset Boulevard.

Tim

Line?

Matt
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I listened, he begged. He's really good at the begging.

Helen