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I know I'm gullible because a lot of people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.Jess
Them's joint bank account eyes.Jess
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Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness!Schmidt
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First order of business, we eat their food.Nick
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I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
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Howard: You reported me to human resources?
Sheldon: You violated the sanctity of my mouth.
Howard: Well, I dropped your class, so I hope you're happy.
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Sheldon: What are you doing now?
Howard: Making a straw.
Howard: So I can shoot you with a spitball.
Sheldon: You're not going to do that, and I'll tell you why. This is an institution of higher learning, I am your professor, and you're going to treat me with the prop... You shot your spit in my mouth!
Howard: Is that gonna be on the test? Because I don't think I could do that again.
Sheldon: What are you doing?
Howard: If you're gonna be a crappy teacher, then I'm gonna be a crappy student.
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I can't believe I have to waste my time babysitting a bunch of grad students who probably think dark matter is what's in their diapers.Sheldon
Something just didn't seem right about Koothrapeeney.Raj
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I'm saying, in the spirit of science, what is that little skank's problem?Amy
Amy: I'm stimulating the pleasures of this starfish. I just need to turn it off.
Penny: What happens if you don't?
Amy: Then I have to sit through lunch knowing this starfish is having a better day than I am.