Angie: Was he married
Monica: Yes, Mr. Parsons was married to a, hang on, I have it here... Mrs. Parsons.

Smile, you son of a bitch! Bouquet!

Angie

I just said I'll interview the wedding planner. I wanna have babies with you!

Geils

I was engaged to my first partner and he vanished under mysterious circumstances.

Angie

Don't get all squishy on me, it doesn't mean we're best friends forever.

Angie

Angie: Do you love your husband, Mrs. Perry?
Mrs. Perry: I most certainly do not. How dare you accuse me of loving my husband?

Why didn't you just bully him on Facebook or Instagram, like any decent human being?

Geils

Geils: Hey, where did you put your wire anyway?
Angie: That's not important. Let's just say we should probably throw it out when we're done.

I don't prance around nude for money. Not anymore.

Angie

After that he said, 'Are you serious? No one gets syphilis anymore!'

Angie

Right you are my King. My mother is a hussy.

Bar Patron

Perfect pair. A dragon that isn't a dragon and king who isn't a king.

Galavant