Quotes
Rosa: Wow, you've pissed off a lot of people.
Jake: Well, that's what happens when you live out loud.
The new maid is peeing on me, and she didn't even say anything clever!
Stewie
Rosa: You never told me Sinbad lived in your building.
Jake: If Sinbad lived in my building, I'd have a tattoo on my head that said "Sinbad lives in my building".
Please go to charisma school!
Gina
Whew, I was damn near out of tweed.
Cleveland
I'm an idiot? All anyone remembers from your argument is that you're in a wheelchair!
Quagmire
Russ: Your snitch is an NBA cheerleader?
Al: You got a problem with that?
Russ: No I don't got a problem with that. My problem is that my snitch is a fat, annoying, hairy moron.
Milt: The evidence is pointing against your theory, Russ.
Russ: Yeah, that's why we need more evidence, Milt.
Joey: You think I'm dealin' heroin?
Milt: I think a kilo is a bit much to keep on hand if you're just using.
Fuck you! I'm 32, I was just getting started. Fuck you pancreas! Fuck you cells! Fuck you med school! Fuck you!
Bianca
Milt: Look, I'm not even certain we should be focusing on the parents.
Russ: Perhaps we should be focusing on the education system, society at large.
Bianca: You ever streak before?
Frank: Many times. Just never on purpose.