Talia: I didn't know where this was going.
Emily [to Talia]: It's going nowhere. I'm not into girls because it's trendy.

Only white people think partying in a prison jumpsuit is a good time.

Marco

This is not some 2 bit family business where you can store your unemployable family members. This is not 'Wahlburgers.'

Rob

I refuse to work anywhere else. I love being a paralegal here.

Beverly

Dooley: Promise me you'll get the son of a bitch who did this. Say it!
Peggy: We'll catch him.
Dooley: That a girl.

Korsak: I've been over this guy's case files and one thing's very clear. He hates women. Last time I looked, you’re a woman.
Jane: It's easy to see how you made detective.

Danny is not dying. He's the healthiest person I know. His favorite junk food is raisins.

Jeremy

Rishi, you can not be this little idiot that I have to take care of anymore. Because, spoiler alert, there's going to be a new stupid little idiot that I have to take care of.

Mindy

Have you really thought this through? That pageant world is squeaky clean and last week you were modeling a HAZMAT suit and pushing a barrel around with a liquefied friend in it.

Caleb [to Hanna]

Wait, fine, my credit is bad. Do you accept street cred?

Mindy

Sousa, I don't doubt that, but after seeing that kid tear through us in Russia, I'd hate to tangle with one that's all grown up.

Thompson

Maybe at first, or perhaps I didn't trust our greatest capitalist with such a prize, but I couldn't bring it here either, and for that I don't know the answer. I suppose I just wanted a second chance at keeping him safe.

Peggy