Favorite Quotes
Hank: It's hardly fair to judge the guy, we hardly know him.
Evan: That's when I do my best judging.
Butters: Hey fellas, hey fellas! Eric says you gotta come to his house right away.
Stan: Tell him we're busy.
Butters: Oh ah, well he knew you'd say that so he told me to tell you that you don't want to miss this.
Kyle: What? Did he lose 100 pounds?
(The boys laugh)
Butters: Yea, yea he knew you'd say that too so he said to say, uh "Up your ass Jew".
Jennifer: What are you doing?
Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks.
Mariner: Yeah, what do you do?
Jennifer: Ah, yoga.
Mariner: Wow, how unique.
Trust me. You're just getting to the weird part.
Charlie [to Mara]
Chanel: You should slow down on the drinking. My life's falling apart too but you don't see me drinking all day long.
Xander: Why? What's wrong with you?
Chanel: My mom cut off my credit cards and wants me to get a job.
Xander: You lost your credit cards? Oh, what a bloody tragedy. Here. [Gives her his wallet.] Here's some new credit cards.
Eric: What do you want to talk about?
Lux: I don't want to talk anymore.
Find a way to live with what you did.
Philip Price [to Angela]
Nadine: All we know so far is President Suarez was addressing the National Assembly when the earthquake hit. We have no idea why he called a session on a Sunday.
Matt: Other than he thinks he's God?
Holy cow... Boom.
Phil
You're a mean, not so lean contact getting machine. You're the terminator, you're the Bettinator. Go get em.
Marc [to Betty]
My past doesn't have to dictate my future, does it? I can still grow. I can still change. Can't I?
Ted
Ray: I dealt with abuse cases when I was a cop, so I had a friend do me a favor and send me Elena's medical records.
Rakesh: That is extremely illegal... which makes it that much more impressive!