Favorite Quotes
We are bulletproof, pun intended.
Huntington
You know, it's hard enough being a cop these days. Last thing we need is losing one of our own.
Benson
Oh help! Can anybody hear me? Julie? I need you to try to unlock the door. Oh, what am I saying, she's two. Okay, I need you to unbuckle yourself and try to find a neighbor. But don't cross the street! Just tell the neighbor that your mommy's stuck in a big truck!
Susan
He’s what we call a slug, just doing his time. Allergic to real police work.
Bradford
You know, this can be a kind of injury. Sometimes tragedies happen, but that's not on you. You did your duty.
Frank
Madison: Maybe you forgot I'm not much of a hugger?
Cordelia: Tough shit.
Just because nobody hit you doesn't mean you don't have scars.
Kelly Walker
I want a land that I rule as I see fit. Where my enemies are at my mercy. I want a land controlled by the dark arts, free from the laws that stifle the rest of this country. The Sovereign State of Percival! That’s what I want Riverdale to be. A wild untamed land where I control it all, every last bit. Even the dead.
Percival Pickens
You need to be honest with him and yourself, before somebody gets hurt.
Laurel
Gay rights has been one of my top issues, even though it makes me wildly unpopular with my distinguished colleagues. They're on the wrong side of history, so screw 'em.
Burt
J.D.: Well, if he freaked you out, why don't you go talk to him?
Elliot: I don't know! You tell me.
J.D.: All right, fine, Elliot. You wanna know why? You're just like me. You're scared because you feel like you haven't accomplished anything with your life. But instead of running a triathlon, you're pushing forward with a guy you don't belong with. And you know as well as I do, one of these days he's gonna open up a bottle of white wine for you when you really prefer red, except you never told him that; and you wanna know why? It's because he's not right for you, Elliot. Are you happy now?
Elliot: You're pretty smart for a guy running in bike shoes.
I don’t know how it works back in New York. Maybe little girls get to cause all the trouble they want without anybody saying anything but here, you get taken away from your parents.
Sheriff Briggs