Favorite Quotes
You're my half brother. You know who else was my half brother? Tommy! Tommy who I tried to kiss. I tried to kill my half brother before my real father killed him! That's how screwed up I am!
Thea
There's not a damn thing I can charge him with. I can't prosecute a man for thinking about killing someone.
Justin
Moishe Maisel: They’re planning a very sensitive covert mission. They can’t think with you galloping in and out like you’re pulling a carriage around Central Park.
Shirley Maisel: If I’m a horse, then you’re an ass!
Maya: Oh my god, I forgot we were writing our own vows. Oh my god, I got so excited about it. I’m so sorry.
Carina: No, no, no, this is perfect. It’s OK. Listen to yourself. Queen of the clipboard Maya Bishop was so excited about something that she forgot. I love that.
Maya: I love you, and I choose you forever.
Carina: I don’t need to say anything else. We’re good.
I am going to need your help to tell Owen and you are going to have to tell Meredith. She's been telling me I'm crazy for years and, uh, this makes her right. I hate that. I hate that more than anything.
Amelia
The year, 2004. America was still able to enjoy the music of R. Kelly without feeling guilt.
Mindy
Fred Johnson became infected with the cause of his own enemy.
U.N. Deputy Undersecretary Chrisjen Avasarala
The blouse is like a soufflé that flopped.
Michael
Lim: What?
Claire: You're smiling. [pause] Oh my God. YES!!! I approve.
Ranger: If I'm the Trivantians and I have this kind of power, why wait until now to use it? Could have obliterated you and all the armies of Paya at Greenhill Gap.
Baba Voss: They didn't have it yet.
Charlie: You realize you're asking me to help a drug cartel get into weapons trafficking?
Emma: The ends justify the means.
Charlie: Is that how the CIA justifies the secret assassinations and regime changes?
Roman: So this guy won't talk without a lawyer?
Hope: Eli and Lani are booking him now and then making arrangements for an attorney for him.
Roman: You know I love you and I am here for you.
Hope: In order to cope I'm going numb. When I need to think straight I push my emotions down.
Roman: I know what you mean.
Hope: Right now I... [voice cracks] I really want my little girl back.