Asher: Eliminate possession of a deadly weapon.
Michaela: The police said they found a knife on Brandi.
Asher: The knife was a nail file. There's no crime in staying flossy.

Shaw: Any history of mental illness?
Jessica: Is being a racist son-of-a-bitch a mental illness?

Hank: You know, the little one's a little wound up.
Billy: How do you mean?
Hank: Well, the way her big sister's always looking out for her. Like you and Shane ... it's hero-worship.
Billy: That wasn't worship. That was survival.
Hank: Kids are resilient. As long as they have each other they'll be okay.

Damon: No, I'm not done. And I will never be done. I am not a nice person. I should not have to stand in front of the entire town and pretend to be a nice person. This is Liz having a last laugh from the great beyond.
Elena: Hey, you are nice...
Damon...Ish.

A "Good work" would have been nice.

Harley [about Mosley]

We all have our share of tragedy.

Xander

Marvin: I told you movin' to Jersey gonna be a problem.
Lou-Lou: Being on the wrong side of them Italians is not a place we want to be, Raq.
Marvin: Them Italians don't play.

No one's going to hire that guy. First of all, he's a felon. And he's scary as shit.

Darren

What Jen has is that, she'll get feisty and she'll shake a bitch.

Ben

No one here believes you’re a risk. But having you spun out like this is not helping you or us.

Magic

I'm hard to get along with. I don't have any friends.

Cabe

[on how she knew a spaceship was going to crash] I'm an archaeologist from the future. I dug you up!

River