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Korsak: I've got to check on Kojak. She had puppies.
Frost: Kojak had a sex change?
I'm a doctor, I'm an alien from outer space, I'm a thousand years old, I have two hearts and I can't fly a plane. Can you?
The Doctor
Josh: She just made me so stupid. She has this .... she's just such a dick, you know? She hates everyone, so when she chooses you, she makes you feel really special.
Sarah: You think it was all just manipulation.
Josh: Every word.
Roscoe: It's Monday.
Sean: It's Friday.
I know that it's hard for you to see me moving on from your father. But what's good for the gander is good for the goose, especially when the gander likes other ganders.
Nancy
Yeah, she flushes her tampons, but that is like the worst thing I could say about her.
Heather
I've got news for you, my dear. You're a part of it too, whether you know it or not. It's in your blood. It's your legacy. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's a gift.
Cahill [to Lucy]
And behold a voice from heaven said this is my beloved son for whom I am most pleased.
Martin
Grace comes in many forms.
Helen
Miranda: Don't be mad at Marc. He didn't hide his drinking from you to be sneaky, he just didn't want you to think any less of him.
April: I'm not sure he cares what I think.
Miranda: Well of course he does. He's in love with you, April. How did you not see that?
Come on, Scorpions! You are going to take whatever you find around you and use it in some crazy way to save the day! Right?
Alex
How bad is it?
Ginny