Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

Bree Van de Kamp had a weekly routine she'd been following for years. She cleaned on Tuesdays. She paid her bills on Wednesdays. She did her laundry on Thursdays. And after these daily chores were completed, she would reward herself with a little drink. What Bree didn't know was this latest addition to her routine had been noticed by her friends. And it had now become part of their routine to discuss it.

Mary Alice

Irene: What kind of tea is this?
Erin: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

The best liars always tell the truth.


You’ll find that it’s a very small universe when I’m angry with you.

The Doctor

If you're always looking for reasons not to be with somebody, well you'll always find them, and I guess at some point you should let go and give your heart what it deserves.

Lucas (to Karen)

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.


And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

You are the love of my life. Everything I have and everything I am is yours. Forever.


It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.


Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?