Cheryl: What the stupid shit are you doing??
Cyril: You said you wanted watermelon.
Cheryl: Watermelon's red?
Cyril: Yes. How do you not know that?
Cheryl: Who am I? Charles Frederick Andress?

Gus: Lorne Malvo.
Lorne: Did you know the human eye can see more shades of green than any other color?

And what exactly does Gryzzl do? It’s a cloud for your cloud. I have no idea.

Ben

As life runs on, the road grows strange with faces new. And near the end, the milestones into headstones change, 'neath every one a friend - James Russell Lowell

Rossi

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

April

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney

Arrived at St. Germain island from the South East. No apparent flares or signal fires. The contact is not at the rendezvous site. All signs point to the pandemic originating on this island. There are no other options, I must find a cure.

Julia

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Young Scott: I'm proud of you. Not just for what you did here, but what you're going to do in the future. I expect great things.
Young Rossi: Thank you Sergeant. Need to heal up first though.
Young Scott: And when you do, remember: scars only show us where we've been. They do not dictate where we are going.

Cyril: Archer, do something!
Archer: Who am I, Alan Turing? He was also in X-Men, remember?