That's what I do. I drink and I know things.

Tyrion

Tyrion: Let me give you some advice bastard. Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
Jon: What the hell do you know about being a bastard?
Tyrion: All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes.

I'm here to help. Don't eat the help.

Tyrion

Lexa: My fight is over.
Clarke: No, I won't accept that.
Lexa: You were right, Clarke. Life is about more than just surviving.
Clarke: In peace may you leave the shore. In love may you find the next. Safe passage on your travels until our final journey on the ground... May we meet again.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

You can't lock up the darkness.

Hunter

It's harder to love somebody than to walk away from them.

Amelia

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them.

Andy

Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face.

Tyrion

Guess what, I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me... No, don't sue me. That is the opposite of the point that I'm trying to make.

Michael

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

I've loved you since I can't remember when, and I'm going to love you until I can't forget how. Will you please marry me?

Toby