Popular Quotes
Stephanie: Why do we do it? Why do we do any of it? Why? Why we can't do what we say we are going to do if we actually have no control, then how dare we say we can.
Andrew: I think I'm in love with Jo. I might be...I? I'm pretty sure.
Stephanie: Stop talking. Stop talking. I want more. Go away.
Have you learned nothing from me? You cannot have a baby and lead a normal life.
Amy [to George]
Ben: There's no way I'm going to pick that guy out on my own.
Sultan: Still can't tell us beaners apart.
Homer's Brain: Don't tell him you were at a bar! (gasp) But what else is open at night?
Homer: It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Kendall: Ewwww. Dude. Where did you get this?
Greg: It's from a connection. In the park.
Kendall: The park? I'm doing park coke? Are you fucking kidding me? That is just perfect. I'll be lucky if I have any nostrils left after this. If my septum falls out, I'm gonna make you eat my septum.
George: Dr. Bailey, I need to tell you something.
Bailey: Not now O'Malley.
George: No, it'll be quick 'cause I gotta get to the OR to scrub in with the Chief. I think you're gonna be mad at first, but I'm about to do something important. And, I'm very sure about this decision. And, I think eventually you're gonna be proud. But you know, before that you're probably gonna be like "What did you do!" I'm... I don't mean to imitate you.
Bailey: You call that quick?
George: I joined the Army to be a trauma surgeon, I report for duty tomorrow.
Bailey: YOU DID WHAT?
George: Yeah, thats where I thought we'd start.
Cam: I don’t think we need bones to let us know the victim was a male.
Brennan: We don't have any other way Dr. Saroyan.
Hodgins: I think we do.
Angela: That mangled piece of meat is his…?
Compelling the counter girl into a free drink. Don't you have anything better to do?
Aidan
Do you want to be a comedian? People getting your jokes must be very important to you if you think it’s worth the risk of dying during elective surgery.
Shaun
Shopkeeper: Three bowls.
Sunja's Mom: Thank you.
Shopkeeper: Perhaps the taste of it will swallow some of your sorrow as well.
Amy: All right, well, who's the best superhero?
Stuart: Shh! You can't ask a question like in here. Are you trying to start a rumble?
Frank: You're not ready for this fight, you're not...
Dee: Oh, I have an idea, dad! Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face, and hold the bag?!